New Jersey · full service since 1949
Hands off
my pump.
Shirts, mugs and stickers for Jersey drivers who have never pumped their own gas and aren't about to start.
- Free shipping over $25
- Made to order
- Easy exchanges
The shop
Every order is printed for you and ships in about a week.
Why we're like this
1949
New Jersey bans self-service gas with the Retail Gasoline Dispensing Safety Act.
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Oregon allowed self-service statewide in 2023. New Jersey is the last state holding out.
Apr 1, 2026
The state's own account announced the ban was lifted. It was an April Fools' joke. Nobody laughed.
Join the Never Pumped Club.
Get one email when Trenton moves on self-serve, plus new shirts and holiday order deadlines. Nothing else.